Butt dial // Booty call

Father figure // Dad bod

Home schooled // House trained

Manual labor // Hand job

Forest fire // Amazon Kindle-Brian Smiley

Casual sex // Lightrail

Blanket statement // Pillow talk // Cover story

Community building // Fraternity house

Nap room // Sleeper cell

Geometric mean // Circle jerk-Aric Floyd

Bottom feeder // Ass eater-Cardi B

Unit vector // One Direction-Eric Neyman

Quick sort // Short order-Joe Reeve

Private island // Secret Key-Phil Parker

Underdog // Subwoofer-Richard Ngo

Crimson Tide // Red Sea-Ricki Heicklen

Economy class // Saving grace-Skye Hersh

Union Jack // Mutual masturbation-SYAS

LessWrong // Down Bad-Brian Smiley

Cow tools // Intimidation tactics

Fast fashion // Taylor Swift // Quick Fix

Workers’ party // Helper function

Drink menu // Spirit guide-Jacob Falkovich

Arm wrestling // Gun Control-Aric Floyd

Full moon // Fertile Crescent-Aric Floyd

Speed limit // Amphetamine shortage-Brian Smiley

Wire transfer // Electric slide-Brian Smiley

Manhole cover // Buttplug-Brian Smiley

Criminal record // Connotation // Prison letters-Chana Messinger

Scared money // Chicken tender-Dan Keys

Service elevator // Utility maximizer-Drake Thomas

Sex symbol // Pound sign-Drake Thomas

Wave function // Beach party-Eliana Lorch

Unionized // Discharged-Richard Ngo

Hard drive // Rocky road-Ricki Heicklen

Speed date // Fast day-Ricki Heicklen

Guard rails // Halter tops-Ricki Heicklen

Late Bell // Dead Ringer-Ricki Heicklen, Brian Smiley

Scene change // Bitcoin-Skye Hersh

Grass fed // Field agent-Jacob Falkovich

Quick jab // Prompt injection-Nathan Young

Tollbooths // Bill Gates-Brian Smiley

Security Setings // Stock Options-Brian Smiley

Apple Home // Macbeth-Brian Smiley

Bond Movie // Cling Film-Chana Messinger

Microgravity // Mug-Brian Smiley

Smarty pants // Intelligence briefs-Dave Kasten

Pascal’s wager // Bar bet-Drake Thomas

Foggy bottom // Smoking ass

TED talk // Edward Said

Nuts and bolts // Comes and goes // Humpty Dumpty // Pump and dump

Midjourney // Intermission-Brian Smiley

Terminal value // Gate number-Brian Smiley

Unparalleled // Misaligned-Owen Cotton-Barratt, Stephen Casper

Party trick // Ball gag-Phil Parker

Cancel culture // Anti-bacterial-SYAS

House money // Cottage cheese // Home payment-Dan Keys + Stephen Casper

Iron man // Female

Turing machine // Homogeneous system-Linch Zhang

Earnings call // Payphone-Saul Munn

Integral Calculus // Keystone-Brian Smiley

Okay Boomer // KPop-Nathan Young

Stage Right // Set Aside // Stage Left-Phil Parker

Pascal’s Wager // Bar Bet-Nathan Young

Hey Jude // Yosemite-Ricki Heicklen

Ratfic // Tattletale-Lily Jordan

Hypothesis // Understatement-Brian Smiley, Drake Thomas

Bank Security // Coast Guard-Brian Smiley

Downton // Featherweight-Brian Smiley

Course selection // Class discrimination

Minor correction // Key change-Aric Floyd, Chana Messinger

Framingham // Pig pen-Brian Smiley

Telephone pole // Call log-Brian Smiley

Jumbo shrimp // Majority // Big Short-Brian Smiley, Linch Zhang

Birth order // Labor force-Dan Keys

Local girl // Near miss-Dan Keys

Dark horse // Nightmare-Eric Neyman

Gut punch // Loot box-Phil Parker

Chicken coop // Cock cage-Phil Parker

Fish market // Poisson distribution-Stephen Casper

Harmonic mean // Constructive criticism-Stephen Casper

White onion // Lightbulb-Brian Smiley

Can opener // Fire starter-Jake Eaton

Lip service // Rim job-Ev??en Wybitul

Playbill // Fake Money-Brian Smiley

Pen Pal // Cellmate-Chana Messinger

Turbo Mode // Fast Fashion-Rosie Campbell

Viceroy // Sinking-Brian Smiley

Emancipation Proclamation // Free Speech-Brian Smiley

Update // High Time-Adam Scherlis

Defiance // Unbetrothed-Nathan Young

Court Reporter // Bench Press-Lily Jordan

Original Sin // New Wave-Michael Byun

Comedy Club // Snickers Bar-Brian Smiley

Shellshock // Surface Charge-Brian Smiley

Knuckle Sandwich // Bone Meal-Brian Smiley

Quiet Place // Shroom-Toby

No Shit // Bar Stool-Dan Keys

Blood vessel // Relationship-Drake Thomas

Cold hard truth // Spiked iced tea

Graphing calculator // Plot device-Aric Floyd

Diversity statement // Minority report-Brian Smiley

Power brakes // Battery Park-Brian Smiley

Produce section // Make room-Brian Smiley

Waterbill // Welfare-Brian Smiley

Takeout container // Murder case-Nix Goldowsky-Dill

Platform ecosystem // Shelf life-Owen Cotton-Barratt

Negative correlation // Toxic relationship-Ricki Heicklen

Fair trade // Lightswitch-Rajashree Agrawal

Speed stick // Hurricane-Jacob Falkovich

Profit // High Fashion-Brian Smiley

Rough Patch // Course Correction-Phil Parker

Bet on Love // Stake Through The Heart-Brian Smiley

Content Creator // Peacemaker-Adam Scherlis

Presidential Powers // Executive Function // Killer App-Brian Smiley

Come Full Circle // O-Ring-Brian Smiley

Cat Eye // Purview-Brian Smiley

Metanarrative // Facebook Account-Lily Jordan

Paper Grade // Pagerank-Linchuan Zhang

Briefcase // Speedy Trial-Brian Smiley

Microchips // Small Fries-Elliot Teperman

Peacock // Veggie Sausage-Brian Smiley

Emotion // Constant velocity // Pirate-Aric Floyd

Point blank // Vector space-Aric Floyd

Floor plan // Story plot-Aric Floyd

Centrifuge // Coinbase-Brian Smiley

Deer country // Stagnation-Brian Smiley

Scroll lock // Document seal-Brian Smiley

Operating system // Surgical procedure-Dan Keys

Hot take // Fire sale-Maxwell Tabarrok

Cleveland // Break ground-Nathan Young

Musical lineup // Instrumental convergence-Ricki Heicklen

Pregame // Foreplay-Ricki Heicklen

Jewelry thief // Golden retreiver-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Hamming circle // Pork pi(e)-Stephen Casper, Ricki Heicklen

Palestine // Light beer-Daniel Filan

Crossword // Hate speech-Brian Smiley

Stick vacuum // Cocksucker-Brian Smiley

Case sensitive // Legal tender-Ross Trudeau

Small intestine // Semicolon-Brian Smiley

Trustbuster // Oathbreaker-Brian Smiley

Extraordinary // Super Basic-Brian Smiley

Maker’s Mark // Btzelem Elohim-Chana Messinger

Invisible Hand // Phantom Limb-Sam Rosen

Table Manners // Counter Culture-Phil Parker

Paddington // Download // Featherweight // Wingspan-Phil Parker

Prometheus Unbound // Free Delivery-Brian Smiley

Club Hit // Gang Bang-Brian Smiley

Denmark // Cave Painting-Aric Floyd

Legal Brief // Just In Time-Jacob Falkovich

Subset // Low Class // Bottom Bracket-Ricki Heicklen

Wine Glasses // Beer Goggles-Scott Alexander

Left Behind // Sinister Six-Brian Smiley

Drama Teacher // Stage Coach-Aric Floyd

Truck Driver // Semiconductor-Adam Scherlis

Flatbread // Rent Money-Lily Jordan

Phoenix // Debt Cancellation-Brian Smiley

Excommunication // Twitter DM-Brian Smiley

Sleeping Bag // Napsack-Nathan Young

Solid State Drive // Ice Truck-Brian Smiley

Menu // Boys School-Brian Smiley

Abortion Debate // Stop Fighting-Brian Smiley

Tea Party // Truth Social-Adam Scherlis

Air Gap // Windbreaker-Rocket

Big Break // Long Division-Elliot Teperman

Pascal Triangle // Pressure Point-Brian Smiley

Beer Batter // Alcohol Abuse-Adam Scherlis

Ends of the Earth // Finland-Adam Scherlis

Mass Extinction // Weight Loss-Dan Keys

Cold Fusion // Cool Cat-Ross Rheingans-Yoo

Breezeblock // Windshield-Brian Smiley

Blues scale // Depressed growth-Rajashree Agrawal

Evergreen // Extrovert

Show business // Proof of work-Brian Smiley

Funky // Grand opening-Chana Messinger

Road head // Street smarts

Jumper cable // Skipping rope-Alex Young

Lit match // Good game-Alex Young

Whole Foods // Complete mess-Aric Floyd

Picture frame // Movie setting-Brian Smiley

Pub etiquette // Barcode-Chana Messinger

Rock musician // Peter Singer-Linch Zhang

Post scarcity // Inbox zero-Nathan Young

Joint venture // Weed trip-Stephen Casper

Rich imagery // Dick pic-Jacob Falkovich

Jew lover // Semitrailer-Jacob Falkovich

Orthogonality thesis // Declaration of Independence-Aric Floyd

Natural log // Native tree-Stephen Casper

Graveyard // Savage Garden-Brian Smiley

Mailman // Reply Guy-Dan Keys

Airpod // Gas Tank-Brian Smiley

Left Justification // Woke Ideology-Brian Smiley

Candy Crush // Sweetheart-Chana Messinger

Contour // Bad Trip-Phil Parker

Counterculture // Antibacterial-Ricki Heicklen

USB Power // Port Authority-Michael Byun

Crackpot // Super Bowl-Jacob Falkovich

Balance Sheet // Equitable-Jacob Falkovich

Photosynthesis // Image Generation-Joshua Goller

Deep Learning // Low Class-Brian Smiley

Jet Fuel // Black Coffee-Adam Scherlis

Cellmate // Phone Sex

Treasury Department // Breadboard-Adam Scherlis

IMAX // Vision Pro-Brian Smiley

First Degree Murder // Cold Blooded-Stephen Casper

Move Fast and Break Things // Flash Crash-Brian Smiley

Lord Ruler // Imperial Foot-Brian Smiley

Statistical Parity // County Fair-Michael Byun

Side Hustle // Fringe Movement // Flanking Maneuver-Sam Rosen

Men’s Suit // Gentlemen’s Club-Jacob Falkovich

Fuckboy // Layman-Adam Scherlis

Reverend Bayes // Prior Probability-Rob Miles

Clone War // Replication Crisis-Chana Messinger

Disbursement Plan // Scatterplot-Chana Messinger

Autocorrect // Car Repair-Adam Scherlis

Playground // Dramamine-Adam Scherlis

Alto Sax // Top Brass-Rocket

Girl Talk // Miscommunication-S

Female intuition // Misdirection // Broadway-Chana Messinger, Jacob Falkovich

G20 // IQ Score-Lily Jordan

Speech Therapist // Word Doc-Michael Byun

Understanding // Low Rank-Brian Smiley

Thin Mint // Litecoin-Brian Smiley

Class Warfare // School Shooting-Stephen Casper

Hashtag // Pot Sticker-S

Merchant Vessel // Dealership-Sam Rosen

Door Jamb // Entrance Music-Sam Rosen

Snakecase // Python Package-Brian Smiley

Curtail // Bitchass-Adam Scherlis

Dropbox // Rain Barrel

Unsanctioned // Defined-Brian Smiley

Starboard // Sunbeam // Solar Panel-Dan Keys, Adam Scherlis

Seesaw // Sawblade-Elliot Teperman

Tire Rotation // Flag Twirling-Michael Byun

Artificial Intelligence // Synthetic Data-AA

Cold Case // Freeze Frame-Claude

Eyeball // Watch party-Meabh Murphy

Fishhook // Bass riff-Ashwin

Cleaning bill // Money laundering // Greenwashing-Brian Smiley, Lily Jordan

Baywatch // Naval gazing // Ocean View-Constance Li, Jacob Falkovich

Barnes and Noble // Landed gentry-Linch Zhang

Mobile home // Movie house-Dan Keys

Commit message // Wedding invitation-Brian Smiley

Easy choice // Natural selection-Brian Smiley

Gay marriage ban // Fruity cantaloupe-Brian Smiley

Sever ties // Connecticut-Brian Smiley

Fried bread // Hot money-Hugh Dow

White hot // Firecracker-Brian Smiley

CFAR // Longview-Chana Messinger

Off the shelf // Deplatform-Drake Thomas

Rollcall // Turn signal-Drake Thomas

High horse // Drug mule-Linch Zhang

Prompt engineering // Just-in-time manufacturing-Nathan Young

Charity Case // Nice rack-Alice M

Yellow fever // Gold rush-Stephen Casper

Fake shit // Shampoo-Brian Smiley

Titration // Breast reduction-Nathan Young

Police emotions // Cop a feel-Nathan Young

Light switch // Small change // Minor Revision-Peleg Shilo

Discount buyer // Undertaker-Jacob Falkovich

Novice boxer // Start-up incubator-Jacob Falkovich

Batcave // Clubhouse-Aric Floyd

Work bench // Labor law-Aric Floyd

Newton’s law // Binding of Isaac-Stephen Casper

Culinary school // Meal prep-Dan Keys

Dynamic filter // Movie screen // Motion capture // Moving pick-Dan Keys

Maxwell’s demon // Utility monster

Key info // Musical note-Rafe Kennedy

Burning man // Flaming homo-Ev??en Wybitul

Instakill // Photo finish-Rob Miles

Starcraft // High Fashion-Brian Smiley

Password // Unarmed-Chana Messinger

Gotta Go // Mustafar-Brian Smiley

Clock Hand // Timeline-Chana Messinger

Antifreeze // No Chill-Phil Parker

Organic Chemistry // Natural Charm-Skye Hersh

Break Time // Cleavage-Chana Messinger, Eli Rose

Moisture Meter // Waterlog-Brian Smiley

Moonshine // Flashlight-Ricki Heicklen

West Wing // Sidearm-Aric Floyd

Gangbang // Mass Shooting-Rosie Campbell

Cold Call // Frost Ring-Claude

Frequent Flyer // Daily Mail-Aric Floyd

Sex Drive // Bang Bus-Brian Smiley

Speed Reading // QuickBooks-Rob Miles

Lunatic // Moon Buggy-Brian Smiley

Quatermaster // Money Manager-Linchuan Zhang

Energy Work // High Powered Job-Brian Smiley

Premature Ejaculation // Second Sex-Michael Byun

Poe’s Law // Stand Trial-Brian Smiley

Calf Raise // Cow Lift-Brian Smiley

Anal Fissure // Back Crack-Michael Byun

Google Maps // Alphabet City-Chana Messinger

Cash Cow // Feeble-Lily Jordan

Liquidity Crisis // Drinking Problem-Michael Byun

Set Theory // Group Think-Chana Messinger

Corporate Jargon // Body Language-Adam Scherlis

Discord Bot // Unfriendly AI-Brian Smiley

Blunt Trauma // Joint Pain-Rob Miles

Looking Glass // C-Cup-Brian Smiley

Starship // Celebrity Couple-Adam Scherlis

Average Joe // Medium Coffee-Jacob Falkovich

Decaf Coffee // GI Joe-@keyofgeo

Kaleidoscope // Crash Site-Brian Smiley

Transmission // Gay Agenda-Adam Scherlis

Rock Bottom // Punk Ass-Adam Scherlis

Twitter Ban // Exterminate-Rob Miles

Coin Purse // Dime Bag-Rocket

Game Day // Playdate-Rocket

Line Dance // Wire Tap-Rocket

Lady’s Man // Misandry-Brian Smiley

Current Account // Electric Bill-Jacob Falkovich

Scarlet Letter // Red Card-Stephen Casper

Singing Circle // Belt Loop-Adam Scherlis

Civil Liberties // Polite Fiction-Nathan Young

Portland // Wine Country-Rocket

Colorado // Ethnic Conflict-Adam Scherlis

Manatee // Energy Drink-Nathan Young

Street Fair // Vigilante Justice-Adam Scherlis

Firewhiskey // Bootlicker-Michael Byun

Family Law // Bro Code-Sam Rosen

Tombstone // Falling Rocks-Brian Smiley

Bumpy Ride // Hard Drive-Phillip Christoffersen

Land Acknowledgement // Touchdown Celebration-Jacob Falkovich

Carl’s Jr. // Charles II-Elliot Teperman

Silverback Gorilla // Agape-Sam Rosen

Bed Linen // Crib Sheet-Rosie Campbell

Absolution // Gastric Acid-Ricki Heicklen

Inverse Function // Poetry Hour-Eli Rose

Miniflask // Klein Bottle-Phillip Christoffersen

Lighthouse // Sunroom-Claude

Backpropogation // Posterior