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    mcdow
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 3:47 pm

    Rob Pike is in shambles after this devastating betrayal

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    renhanxue
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 3:49 pm

    > In 1999, Intel introduced the Pentium III processor with SSE instructions.

    I kinda expected this paragraph to continue with

    > This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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    mfro
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 3:49 pm

    Russ Cox is an absolute legend for committing to this joke.

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    kanwisher
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 3:56 pm

    wholly cow was not expecting them to patch the plan9 kernel to make this work

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    candiddevmike
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:03 pm

    [flagged]

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    packetlost
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:05 pm

    I unironically wish there was an enterprise version of Plan 9. I've been writing most of my scripts in `rc` (something my coworkers put up with because we use nix and I can pull it in automatically with dirnev) and it has been great.

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    0xbadcafebee
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:05 pm

    I like the premise of the joke, but then as the explanation ran on… I suddenly became depressed. So much broken stuff, so much complexity…. to, what, make a network tunnel? If all this extra work was the joke, that would be funny.

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    adriangrigore
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:08 pm

    Webinar in progress (Google Meet) https://ftp.plan9.ts.net/webinar

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    facile3232
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:22 pm

    [dead]

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    bradfitz
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:29 pm

    Happy to answer any questions!

    A bunch of us are currently in https://meet.google.com/qre-gydb-mkv chatting about this. (Edit: the hour is over; we all left)

    The earlier Apr 1st blog post was https://tailscale.com/blog/tailscale-enterprise-plan-9-suppo…

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    Gualdrapo
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:32 pm

    Yet I still wonder how cool things would be if Plan9 was the most popular and used OS

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    chaz6
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:32 pm

    Please consider RISC OS next!

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    calvinmorrison
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 4:55 pm

    The 9fans list had this one for April Fools:

    Given the huge maintenance cost of immature computer
    architectures such as mips, 386, arm, arm64 and amd64, we
    decided to put our focus on the more mature and stable
    achitectures:

    power64 and itanuim.

    Therefore, all architectures other than power64 and itanium are thereby frozen, conserved and promoted to end of life.

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    chrsw
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 5:19 pm

    My employer-controlled browser won't let me access that URL. At first it was cert errors and now it's just blocked.

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    fultonb
    Posted April 2, 2025 at 5:34 pm

    This is so cool to see. Plan9 was a wonderful part of my COVID isolation, and I miss playing with it. This might have inspired me to spin up a 9front VM this weekend.

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