The world’s first completely hypothetical blockchain (hypothetically speaking)
Hypothetically trusted by these fine companies
Infinite scalability powered by
Proof-of-Nothing
technology.
HypChain’s “no promises” architecture neatly sidesteps hard problems like achieving consensus, unlocking unprecedented hypothetical performance.
HypChain operates at faster-than-light speeds, enabling transactions to settle before they have even occurred.
Fees are for suckers. If that’s you, please send your fees to bitcoin wallet bc1qapsvmcclrqr4yazzfzr667e4le4f7825q274mn and I will send you back twice as much!!
HypChain is distributed across humanity’s collective unconscious. It’s everywhere, and nowhere. It’s inside of you right now.
There is nothing to trust. We are not responsible for anything. You are on your own.
The premier purpose-built futility coin
Traditionally, it takes time for an investment’s worthlessness to become apparent. HypCoin is different: it’s obviously worthless from the start. This is key to HypChain’s unique efficiency.
Beat the pants off your competition.
They’ll never see it coming. You can’t see hypothetical things because that’s impossible. Your competition will be lying there, pantsless, shivering, wondering to themselves “how did this happen?”
Hypothetically used by millions.
It’s completely possible that billions or even trillions of people have used the HypChain. We really have no way of knowing. Here are some things they could have potentially said:
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If you think about it, dollars are pretty hypothetical too.
Christopher G. Cavoli
Supreme Allied Commander of the HypChain Army
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If Pioneer Aviation is on board, I am too!
Frank Burns
Fink
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There’s no way this is a scam. I’m in.
Condoleezza Rice
Artist-in-Residence at RAND Corporation
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I officially endorse this very good product, I think.
Zach Latta
Founder of Hack Club
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Damn, why didn’t I think of this?
Sam Bankman-Fried
Visionary
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Who are you? How did you get in my house?
Steve Jobs
Pretending to be dead
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On our
transparent exchange
On our
transparent exchange
That’s what transparency means. Here are some numbers you could hypothetically pay, if you wanted to.
Purchase HypCoin now!
To purchase any quantity of HypCoin, send 0.01BTC to the address below. Your HypCoin will be instantly transferred to your wallet!
Purchase Address: bc1qapsvmcclrqr4yazzfzr667e4le4f7825q274mn
