Disclaimer: theoretically speaking I’m a genZ. But I could never identify myself as one because I never quite know about most of the rules until recently. This is a gen Z edition, because gen Z practices these rules a lot, not because I’m one.

If you know what this is, you’ve lived some good years of your life.

I was born a couple of years before the golden era of Yahoo Chat, so I had been in the front-row seat of online texting, or online communication in general, ever since.

A lot of things have changed :sob_in_retrospective_voice: and it was so fast that I have to write this post: a compilation of all the modern netiquettes – to educate myself and many others I know that have been struggling.

A decade from now, this piece will most likely become outdated. I’m excited to see how it will be renovated in the future.

Okay. Here we go.

1. Never end a sentence with a period (“.”)

If someone ends their sentence with a period, stop all the jokes and behave yourself, cuz boi oh boi they are DAMN serious.

Imagine:

• Your partner texts you “I’ll be home for dinner“, how light-hearted and cute is that? But if your partner texts you “I’ll be home for dinner.“, it suddenly becomes a threat, as in, “you better darn be there when I come home, and make good food, otherwise you’re in trouble, honey”

• Your boss texts you “Meet me in 10 minutes.” –> You’re bout to be fired.

• Your friend texts you “I am happy for you.” –> Highly likely they hate you and even wish the worst for you, but they have to text anyway cuz every friend in the group is doing so.

2. Never text without emojis or text emojis

Texting strips off the physical emotions, which are an important factor for meaning interpretation.

Therefore, you are, yes, sadly, required to show your emotion when texting.

Pretentious as it might be (since you might not really mean it but want the other to think you mean it), using emojis/text emojis during conversations is a social norm these days.

Consider this sentence: You have been to Japan before?

And these:

• You have been to Japan before? 😲 –> you’re surprised someone has the privilege to go there.

• You have been to Japan before? 🤔 –> you doubt what they say is true

• You have been to Japan before? 🙄 –> you think going to Japan is a bad idea and the other person is sooo stupid having gone there

Another example is how emojis/text emojis can change the entire meaning of a sentence.

Let’s say your friend said that he’s laid off from the company, and got compensated 6 months of salary. And you say:

• I wish I could be laid off tomorrow too –> you seriously want to be laid off. Now you bring some gloomy cloud to the convo. You’re to blame.

• I wish I could be laid off tomorrow too :))) –> you don’t want to be laid off, just want to get that huge sum of cash. You’re being playful. Good job!

For some reason, not using emojis can be seen as not being emotionally invested in the conversation. This is especially true on dating apps.

That’s why I never got any success there.

3. But do NOT ever send :) or 🙂

It looks dead in the eye. It’s passive-aggressive. It’s cold. It reverses all possible meanings of what is explicitly texted.

If someone texts you “Congratulations on your new role 🙂”, they probably mean something along the line of “I am happy because we no longer work with each other”, or “That role should have been mine you mtfk”

4. If you’ve seen it, reply it, can be anything, but REPLY IT ANYWAY!

The act of “seen-ing” but not replying can mean a lot of things, but none of those carry positive meanings. Here are some examples one can interpret it:

• You’re rude. You don’t try to continue the conversation, or even bother to tell me to end it.

• You don’t love me anymore.

• You are busy with someone/something else more important/interesting/sexy than me.

• You’re arrogant. You don’t think I deserve an answer even the simplest.

• You don’t respect me.

• You want war? Game on bitch.

After blaming the other party, a “seen” text will also cause extreme self-doubt and confusion:

• Did I say something wrong/hurtful/offensive/not salty?

• What should I say next? Am I lowering my ego to steal their attention?

• Am I being a bad partner?

The list goes on.

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